10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel