10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."