10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel