10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'