10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Fold and live to fold again
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright