10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.