10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters