10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.