10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP