10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.