10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.