10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-