10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Fold and live to fold again
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Why not, when some because there are three.
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.