10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)