10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.