10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "No river, no fish."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.