10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.