10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Fook the floosh droo!