10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "All-in, bitches!!!"