10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.