10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05