10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!