10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...