10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.