10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.