10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?