10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.