10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!