10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]