10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain