10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.