10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com