10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."