10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---