10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak