10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls