10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim