10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.