10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer