10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.