10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Never educate a stupid poker player.