10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fold and live to fold again