10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.