10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it