10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson