10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer