10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.