10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.