10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)