10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.